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I can't stand little kids and do better with animals...

Well, growing up, I'vr always been a fan of animals, have 100000000s of plushies of tigers, lions, horses, wolves dogs, cats and so forth. Anyways, hated dolls right. Barbies, whatever. Hated then, loved the animals toy that came with them and littlest pet shops. Cool yeah, years ago right.

Well, when I was a kid i knew I was going to be a mother of a family and bla bla bla. Well, the pain the int ass womanhood syaryed to kick int and poof, y'know it, I no longer wanted kids. Yeah, normaly teens get that "awwwh babies cute." Not me, I get the "ugh, a poop boom." and roll my eyes, well. Then i was like "yeah when I'm older I'll Adopt." PFFT, IF EVEN THAT HAPPEND THE CHILD BETTER BE DAMN 10 OR OLDER!!!!!

T_____T Well now to today.
So we where at my brother lesson and my brother's teatcher's daughter (she's what? 4?) was goofing off and playing ball and soccor and so forth. I was playing with her. Damn, I hate playing with little kids!!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHH THAT SUCKED!!!!!!
Then she ran away and I sat down next to my mom and she said, "dose this mean no graind children when your older?" I look at her and say, "Yep."

Then we get home and my dog was do happy she pooped. Like normal poop it comes right out right? No, not my dog the poop is hanging from her butt -___- My dad is out fixing out roof, my brother and my mom are to wimmy to pull poop out of my dog's butt. Leaving me, the only person left in the house who can do it just fine...picking up the poop on the ground AND the poop hanging from my dog's butt. Fun Times. Once I was done, I looked at my mom and said, "I think I handled picking the poop out of the dog's butt then playing soccor with the little girl." She agrred.
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